When stock photos are good, they’re really good. But when they’re bad, they’re bad. Really bad.
So without further ado, let’s take a look at some of the worst offenders. Enjoy!
The Corporate Superhero
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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No. It’s another cheesy corporate superhero. Next!
This bowl is too small for me
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Sometimes stock photography throws some curveballs, like this goldfish making a break for freedom. Ah, what an inspiration.

Aren’t we successful?
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Want to know how to spot a truly successful business person? They can draw shiny arrows in the air with their finger like E.T. himself. It’s quite the skill.
Look how good we are at creative collaboration
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Artfully arranged Post-it notes, lots of pointing, and a nicely placed desk plant. It’s the classic “brainstorming session”. If only it was like this in real life.
Our economic growth is like a budding plant
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Ah yes, the corporate money plant image. Because generating economic growth is just like growing a carrot. Honest.
One of a kind
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You might like to think you’re a bit edgy, standing out from the pale two-legged crowd like a bright pink flamingo. The irony? These are the sorts of images you see used in every other office all over the corporate world.
Customer service with a Colgate smile
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Sometimes referred to as “The Headset Hottie”, this is the too-good-to-be-true receptionist every company needs. Nothing says customer service like a squeaky clean smile, especially on the phone.
Together we are stronger
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As everyone knows, the most successful teams start their days with a huddle and a hand-stack. Be sure to implement this one first thing tomorrow morning and start reaping the business benefits.
